Any minute now he is probably going to say he likes a girl with spirit.ġ4They always do, everywhere. According to the small black raven she had trained as a flight recorder, the answer was almost certainly no.ġ3No-one knows why men say things like this. It was probably satiated in her last flight to test whether a broomstick could survive having its bristles pulled out one by one in mid-air. It’s all very well calling for eye of newt, but do you mean Common, Spotted or Great Crested? Which eye, anyway? Will tapioca do just as well? If we substitute egg white will the spell a) work b) fail or c) melt the bottom out of the cauldron? Goodie Whemper’s curiosity about such things was huge and insatiable. It means ‘lawn ornament’.ġ0Someone has to do it. Witches’ remedies generally did, regardless of the actual form of delivery.ĨA killing insult in Dwarfish, but here used as a term of endearment. It is a more careful relative of the lemming it only throws itself over small pebbles.ħThey worked. After three weeks of this the suspense was too much for him and he took his own life in fact he took it all the way across the continent, where he became a reformed character and never went home again.ĥAll of them, unfortunately, unprintable.ĦThe vermine is a small black and white furry creature, much famed for its pelt. He was definitely going to get one, and damn well exercise it.ģWritten by wizards, who are celibate and get some pretty funny ideas around four o’clock in the morning.ĤShe did nothing, although sometimes when she saw him in the village she’d smile in a faint, puzzled way.

He imagined it was some kind of large hairy dog. But it was definitely something a feudal lord ought to have and, he was pretty sure, it needed regular exercise. He’d never found anyone prepared to explain it to him.

Wyrd Sisters Cover Pratchett Prelims WYRD SISTERSġQuaffing is like drinking, but you spill more.ĢWhatever that was.

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